wiredbeats

Evolution is because grownups lie. To coverup that lie, many more lies are spoken.This gives birth to needs and then inventions happen. – ‘Fake author’.

Its actually true, someone cooked up the story that earth is flat, so men with lot of time in their life wanted to prove it wrong and rest is history. I feel that the entire concept of Valentine’s day is crazy. At least as per the manner we interpret (as if we do). But who cares, its a day to observe and make a fashion statement!. And who was St. Valentine?
” Are une Jesus Christ ka chota bhai tha na…” mumbled an aquaintant of mine, who by the way is planning to ‘propose’ a character on that valentine guy’s birthday.

However, all those forced Bachelors need not loose heart, i have a better plan for you all. The following is the check list who you should carry with you and i bet you would end up feeling that, all these couples you get too do everything except singing duet songs.So lets start

One – The guy on a yamaha with his GF sitting and covering her face with her dupatta and hugggggggging him bigtime. The guy drives slow cause, he does not to hurt the girl and the girl wants to be on a date but does not want to be seen by others! – How dumb

Two – The guy borrowing money from his pals to finance a gift (a gun metal bracelet or a ceramic cup that says ” I love you” duh!)which he wants to give her on the V- day. Now this gift would be some 1000bucks, which he would never repay in the life time of his love affair (say 6months).

Three – The guy and the girl sitting a coffeeshop and sipping each other’s coffee. Perhaps a conversation like this would also accompany ” See sweetheart, when we get married, i want you to do the dishes while i cook on Sundays to convey my love in the new age fashion ..wokay?”.” Sure, anything for you my dear”.Garbage!

Four – Telugu movies dubbed in Hindi would run to packed houses and a pack of popcorn would be sold at 20bucks, still there would be boyfriends ready to buy them.Borrowed money from his friends you see!.

Five – No parking space available in any restaurants and you can’t take your date in an auto or a bus ( says who?). Adding salt to the injury would be the fact that, those inside the restaurants would not vacate for long time. If you can solve this predicament, tell us all how?

Six – Promises or promisses would be made by the guy – ” never would we part no matter what comes our way “. Sounds filmy but this happens and the only thing different from the films is the fact is that you don’t go to a garden and dance after the promise is mutually agreed.

I know this makes no sense at all, but you see guys, i am not against this Valentine thing, but be sure you get booked with someone you can talk. Because, conversation is the only thing that is going to hold your relationship together after you have tried all ” stunts” you get to see in movies.

WISHING YOU ALL A REALISTIC AND COST EFFECTIVE VALENTINES DAY!